Here’s a funny vow renewal ceremony script that’s perfect for a lighthearted and fun celebration. Feel free to make your own edits to the script and add some more funny lines as you feel inspired!
Introduction
Officiant: Welcome you silly lot! Today we’re here for the vow renewal of our lovely couple Mr. and Mrs. __________. Somehow after 25 years they’re still not sick of eachother. In fact, believe it or not, they’ve fallen even deeper in love. It’s crazy, right?! I’m sure all of us here are wondering what the trick is. Let’s keep it PG, but I’m interested to know, what’s the secret?
Today is living proof that it’s actually possible to decide on who takes out the trash once a week, or who’s turn it was to take out the hound. But it’s also more than that. Today is a witness to the fact that love can keep on growing. You’ve probably got comfortable farting in front of each other, and you’ve probably just resigned to the fact that your husband will always leave the toilet seat up no matter how many times you remind him to put it down. Nevertheless, you’re still here today, standing before each other to profess, “Hey, even though you’re sometimes an annoying little stinker, I still wanna die in your arms.” That’s some pretty powerful stuff.
Now the couple wants to renew their vows.
Vow Exchange
Partner A : My dearly beloved ___________. Living with you have been the wildest ride I could have ever imagined. I’ll be honest, I haven’t got sick of your jokes, and your wild humour. Asking strangers absurd questions, and pulling silly faces in public is your special little spark and I hope that never changes. The way you tickle my tummy to wake me up is super annoying, but I couldn’t live without it. I love your laugh, and your smile and the way you bring fun and excitement into every day of my life. I promise to continue to cherish you for the rest of our lives together.
Partner B: My dearly beloved ____________. Having had the opportunity to get to know you better over the last few years, I wouldn’t have traded for the world. Not the world, but maybe something like Mars. Well, thankfully I’m not Elon Musk so I couldn’t really care less about having Mars anyway. But in all sincerity, there is really nothing I would have changed about you and there’s nothing I want to change. You have proved to me that you are a steadfast, loving, caring and honest partner, and I could not be more grateful to be married to someone like you. I promise to keep loving you for the rest of my life.
Closing Remarks
Officiant: Wow, those were quite deep words. Is anyone else crying? I can’t see anymore. My eyes are so blurred by tears. Without further ado, I reintroduce to you the new Mr. and Mrs. ______________ ! Let’s go get drunk! 🙂
Hopefully you get some good laughs with this funny vow renewal ceremony script. Best of luck!
-Bernard Paul