Here’s an example of a cute and funny wedding ceremony script, perfect for couples who want to keep their wedding ceremony laid-back and unique.
Opening Remarks:
Ladies and gentlemen, family, friends, and those who just came for the free food—welcome! We’re gathered here today to celebrate something special: the wedding of [Partner 1] and [Partner 2]. Now, I know what you’re thinking: how did a guy like me end up with the honor of officiating this ceremony? Well, let’s just say it involved a lot of charm, a little bribery, and a promise to keep the dad jokes to a minimum. So, without further ado, let’s get this love train on the tracks!
The Welcome:
First off, thank you all for being here. Your presence means the world to [Partner 1] and [Partner 2]. You’ve been part of their lives, their love story, and today, their wedding.
A Few Words on Love:
Love is like a roller coaster: thrilling, sometimes a bit scary, and full of ups and downs. But as long as you’re strapped in together, it’s the ride of a lifetime. Today, we celebrate the love between [Partner 1] and [Partner 2], a love that’s as unique as their Netflix recommendations and as enduring as aged wine – it only gets better.
The Story:
Now, let’s talk about these two lovebirds. [Partner 1] and [Partner 2] met in [briefly describe how they met]. Their relationship has been filled with laughter, adventure, and more inside jokes than a comedy club. Through it all, their love has grown stronger, and their smiles wider. It’s as if they found the secret pathway to happiness, but they’re not cluing any of us in.
The Vows:
Alright, time for the main event: the vows. [Partner 1], you’re up. Look into [Partner 2]’s beautiful, beaming eyes and repeat after me:
I, [Partner 1], take you, [Partner 2], to be my [wife/husband/partner]. I promise to laugh with you in good times, to comfort you in bad times, and to never hog the covers—except maybe on really cold nights. I vow to support your dreams, to cherish our weirdness, and to love you more each day, even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste.
[Partner 2], it’s your turn. Look into [Partner 1]’s gorgeous, glowing eyes and repeat after me:
I, [Partner 2], take you, [Partner 1], to be my [wife/husband/partner]. I promise to laugh with you in good times, to comfort you in bad times, and to always let you have the last slice of pizza. I vow to support your dreams, to cherish our weirdness, and to love you more each day, even when you binge-watch our favorite show without me.
The Rings:
Now, let’s talk about rings. These little circles symbolize your endless love and commitment to each other.
[Partner 1], please place this ring on [Partner 2]’s finger and repeat after me:
With this ring, I give you my heart, my soul, and a lifetime of spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen. Wear it as a reminder of my love for you.
[Partner 2], it’s your turn. Please place this ring on [Partner 1]’s finger and repeat after me:
With this ring, I give you my heart, my soul, and a lifetime of trying new things, even if it’s just a new flavor of ice cream. Wear it as a reminder of my love for you.
The Pronouncement:
And now, by the power vested in me by the internet and the great state of [state], I now pronounce you [husband and wife/husband and husband/wife and wife/partners for life]. You may kiss your [wife/husband/partner]!
(Let them kiss.)
The Conclusion:
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my absolute pleasure to introduce, for the very first time, [Partner 1] and [Partner 2] [Last Name]! Let’s give them a huge round of applause as they start their happily ever after. Now, let’s get this party started—there’s cake waiting, and I’ve got my eye on the biggest slice!
Bernard Paul